Mark Gorkin, MSW, LICSW, "The Stress Doc" ™, a Licensed Clinical Social Worker, is an acclaimed keynote and kickoff speaker as well as "Motivational Humorist ...Read More
This is a “diversity in unity” poem: each letter of the SPEED acronym has a somewhat different poetic style and structure yet provides a united pathway for stress resiliency and brain agility (for kids of all ages). If you missed the previous ones, you can check out the first one here (with links to the rest being added as a new one is published).
E is for Exercise
It’s so hard to exercise
Let me count the reasons why:
It’s too cold, it’s too hot
A video would hit the spot!
After school I’m really beat
A killer game…now that’s sweet.
After all that classroom crap
Please…don’t give the same old rap!
Off the couch and pump those thighs.
Enough with those eyebrows and sighs.
“I’ll ‘Play 20,'” then I’ll scram…
I’d rather shoot an Instagram.
Exercise may float your boat
I’d rather steer our cool remote.
Hey, all that time on the phone
My fingers ran a marathon.
Sure I love to perspire:
“Liar, liar pants on fire!”
“All the kids are outside”…
Mickey D’s a good place to hide.
Don’t crawl the mall for “good” buys
Forget those greasy fries (or guys).
I have homework, so much to do
What do you mean, “That’s something new!”
I know it’s what I should want
Guess I’m just so darn defiant.
Kids and teens who’d rather squawk
Do they ever walk their talk?
Guess this kind – north and south
Much prefer to run their mouth.
Of course I’m playing, some pointed fun
With those who do anything but run.
Not just for macho gals and guys
Take a stroll under blue skies
Lose your mind as time flies
You’ll become more lean and wise.
Exercise: The Reasons Why
Pretty Basic: Do or Die!
(Rants and Rages for All Ages)
We don’t need another treatise
“Why the Cause of Diabetes.”
Or bestow more authority
On the crisis of obesity.
So too the “vox” vascular
Becoming much too popular.
What is the family history
Exercise in abstentia
Not the way to fight dementia.
Sure it’s all just one big joke
Until that bolt called mini-stroke!
Don’t need to be an “Iron Man”
To stop being an also-ran.
Even if a chronic slacker
Just go designate a nagger.
(But remember…a “designated nagger” -
That person who will nag for free
Just may nag with excess glee!)
When discipline’s beyond control
First set a daily walking goal.
No need to feel just like a dud
Go find yourself a walking bud.
Create a start-to-stopping point
If sense of order’s out of joint.
30 minutes non-stop spin
A natural kick of endorphin.
Who needs the marijuana scene…
Turn on your own dopamine.
“Runner’s high” or “runner’s calm?”
Who cares…life’s no more one big alarm!
So a quest for real endurance
Boosts all kinds of “live performance.”
Exercise adds both zest and zoom
To home, work-life, and the classroom!
When it comes to exercise
I don’t always take the prize.
But of this I must confess…
I do like feeling virtuous!